10 Signs you’ve travelled extensively

You know you’ve travelloned a lot when …

#1. Your friends don’t bother asking “How do you know that,” anymore. The answer is now assued to be “I’ve been.”

#2. You think your home country is boring until your friend points out all the interesting places they’d like to visit. You then realise it’s not boring, you’ve just already been to the well known interesting places and now you need to find the secret ones.

#3. Packing light is an engrained behaviour now, even if you’re just going out for the day. Non-essencials are nonsensical.

#4. You and your designated travel buddy have an arrangement that you, the experienced one, will plan all trips.

#5. You unironically use various bits of vocabulary from your travels.

#6. Petitions are now inherently suspitious to you.

#7. You are now mad at liquor store for not importing your favourite drinks.

#8. You’re now also mad at the local shops for not having the wonderful treats you tried abroad.

#9. You have an ongoing and accurate recollection of all the vaccines you’ve had.

#10. You’re not just planning your next trips, you’re planning several trips in advance!